Full House Hunk's Lesbian Nightmare
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Full House hunk John Stamos is living a nightmare - his supermodel wife Rebecca Romijn has revealed she's having lesbian dreams! In the current issue of Maxim Magazine, [07-2000, RRF] Rebecca uncorked a steamy dream about Armageddon beauty Liv Tyler, in which she says, "we were really in love, living together in San Francisco. And I've never even met Liv Tyler."
To add insult to injury, the 27-year-old beauty, who plays evil mutant shape-shifter Mystique in the upcoming superhero flick X-Men, also blabbed, "My first sex dream was about Steve Martin." The interview left Stamos steaming, say insiders. An insider reveals: "He told Rebecca, "You've made me a laughingstock, Lesbians? For God's sake...and Steve Martin?"
"I'm getting all sorts of flak from my friends. Why don't you think before you go off making crazy statements like that?" They had a full-blown argument. Stamos got a taste of revenge by digging out a number of letters from female fans who've obviously been dreaming HIM, say pals. "He stuck them all over the house - under pillows, even in the fridge", confides a friend. "Rebecca thought it was hysterical."
And the source says the angry sitcom star also pointed out that he, like Steve Martin, is a comic. A source reveals that John told her: "Well, honey, I was on a sitcom that ran for years." She beamed at him and answered, 'But that doesn't count, honey, you have to be funny.' "John shot back, 'Yes, but I know ways to make a woman laugh that you haven't dreamed of,' and flashed his tongue.
"Rebecca turned bright red and collapsed in giggles." Insiders say that Stamos, who's been out of the public eye since Full House was canceled by ABC nearly five years ago, may be a little jealous that Rebecca could shoot to stardom in X-Men. And he appears even more jealous of the lovers in his gorgeous wife's dreams. "A little competiton keeps their marriage strong," says a friend, "even if it's only a dream. But as long as Rebecca has to sleep, John had better keep his bag of fan mail handy!" |